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Somewhat slutty, definitely sexy and just totally over-the-top. Sometimes TV is called the boob tube. Sometimes TV is
not educational,
not informative, and just simply bubblegum for the eyes. Sometimes TV is just a guilty pleasure. Yes. Get ready for a show that absolutely has no deserving qualities at all, other than just being deliciously crazy to watch with beautiful girls:
Sexy Car Wash on Ignition (DStv 265)!
In what is surely going to have viewers foaming at the mouth,
Sexy Car Wash is the ultimate in eye-candy filled, gratuitous television - it has no purpose but viewers are going to love it. Ignition just started broadcasting an Italian game show at midnight on Fridays called
Sexy Car Wash. What it's about is just unbelievable but true: a bevy of beauties, all wet and foamy, slithering and gyrating, trying to distract male contestants who are trying to answer questions.
The quiz is about sport, cars and girls - all in Italian (but subtitled!). Winner guys gets a foamy, total body washdown by the six sexy girls for the car . . . and for him! ''So, Masimmo for three-a points, what-a you call the sexy bikini this-a bambina wears: a, a thong, b, a g-string, or c, a pantaloon?'' And that's one of the more difficult questions.
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Sexy Car Wash is bound to get people talking,'' says Ignition. ''Some would argue that it's a post-modern ironic deconstruction of the classic game show format. Others might see it as cheap thrills with half-naked girls. We'll let the viewers decide.''
Viewers . . . start your engines. The boob tube just got even more silly.
