This evening's reward challenge in Survivor South Africa: Santa Carolina on M-Net wasn't just about building a giant penis (uhm lighthouse) . . . musician Jub Jub was a tool too. He essentially blamed his penis and left the game. Can I say he didn't seem to have the balls to stay in the game.
Here's a few choice quotes from the pathetic Jub Jub who clearly wanted off the island as quickly as possible:
''Now I've got a rash just under my balls, between my thighs.''
''I have an infection on my inner genitals.''
''I can't lose my manhood. I can't sit here and let my penis rot.''
''Rather than stand here and let my penis fall off, I'd rather go home and nurse it.''
As Survivor South Africa: Santa Carolina host Nico Panagio said to Jub Jub: ''Walking away from this game is like cheating yourself.''
That means youre a cheat Jub Jub! And like GiGi said: ''I'm sick and tired of hearing about his penis.''
I hope by now you're penis feels better, Jub Jub. I hope you're nursing it well.
