by Rita Skeeter
The Muggle world that can't – and
apparently doesn't want to – get over its fascination with the Boy Wizard who
thinks he better than He Who Can't be Named, will undoubtedly find magical
fascination in M-Net's Harry Potter pop-up channel that started this morning on
DStv.
The channel is running on DStv channel 109
(or 9 and three-quarters for those with finely tuned abilities).
All true wizards know that Muggles and
mudbloods – who continue to live in blissful ignorance of true magic and its
powers – are enamoured with our world.
While they can't really access it, and
although word has leaked to some about the Hogwarts school of magic (the Ministry
of Magic is investigating the leak, rumoured to come from that despicable
Weasley family), Muggles will have to do with the magic delivered by M-Net on
the Harry Potter channel from today until 13 November.
The Daily Prophet has it on good
authority that Muggles can indulge in 8 so-called autobiographical films about
The Boy Who Lived – although many in the magic realm question a lot of the
depictions in the so-called films, that they say are inaccurate and was
apparently unduly influenced by Albus Dumbledore, abusing his position as
head master of Hogwarts.
Human viewers – only able to stare at what
they call "TV sets" – a crude form of staring into the pensieve, can watch all
of the Harry Potter films, two of which are the extended editions: Harry
Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone and Harry Potter and the Chamber of
Secrets.
The channel is loaded with more specials than
the old menu of The Leaky Cauldron that will give starers a glimpse into the
world of Harry Potter with “A Making of” and other special programmes.
The Boy Who Lived will undoubtedly indulge
his shameless fame-seeking further through the TV special 50 Greatest Harry
Potter Moments, another crude attempt at fame mongering that's purportedly
the work of shrill so-called "best friend" Hermione Granger.
While human
viewers will clearly watch, it's destined to be another shoddy wizard world
flop.
As if the child who allegedly battled He Who
Can't be Named and lived hasn't done enough damage with his rumour-mongering
and ongoing disruptions at Hogwarts (word is he's this close to getting
dispelled for unruly behaviour), wizards need to take note and write the
Ministry of Magic about the latest upcoming travesty.
Yet another Harry Potter film is coming to
the Muggle world, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them which is why M-Net is
doing the Harry Potter pop-up channel.
Severus Snape was asked for comment but
didn't respond to The Daily Prophet’s repeated attempts to get comment
on this shocking unleashing of more M-Net magic on the Muggle world and the
damage it's going to do.
