Sunday, June 5, 2011

SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! 'You deserve a smack,' says Idols judge Unathi Msengana to Gareth Cliff, and so the playground's rules are shifting.


''Why are you hitting me?'' asked an exasperated Gareth Cliff to the perfect new addition to the Idols judges table, Unathi Msengana, after the simply superb new addition as judge in tonight's first episode of the new 7th season on M-Net (Sundays, 17:30) gave him multiple slaps on his left arm during the Cape Town auditions.

Clearly immediately comfortable amidst - but not willing to stand for - the terrible putdowns and scathing comments viewers and contestants have been subjected to the past few seasons by fellow judges Gareth Cliff and Randall Abrahams, Unathi Msengana showed that refreshing change has come to Idols.


Like the older sister who will endure younger brothers' taunting and enfant terrible behaviour for only so long, Unathi Msengana made it crystal clear in this evening's episode that Gareth Cliff is going to have to learn a modicum of mouth manners - or will have to bear the consequences. ''Why shouldn't I hit you?'' retorted Unathi Msengana - clearly bringing a new emotional core to Idols that should find resonance with viewers immediately.

Unathi Msengana clearly likes and has immediate chemistry with Gareth Cliff as well as Randall Abrahams but it's obvious that she's also not going to be putting up with their boorish-boyish behaviour anymore. At least not withhout consequences. ''You deserve a smack,'' she said mockingly and with a smile to Gareth Cliff.

Yes, Gareth Cliff. You just keep mouthing off rudely on the other kids. Henceforth we'll bet that you're going to feel it. Sometimes a sister to keep an eye on the playground is just what is needed to make playtime even more fun. The new 7th season of Idols just became a so much funner and a sunnier place on television.

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